How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Third Wheel (2007)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Ted : Alright, I'm ready. Let's hit it.
Marshall : Can't go. Tournament.
Ted : What so you mean? I suited up!
Barney : You take too long to get ready.
Ted : What are you talking about? I got that low maintenance, just rolled out of bed look.
Marshall : Yeah, which takes an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to achieve.
Barney : And then he starts on his hair. Ace!
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Marshall Eriksen : Why wasn't I told for the belt? I can go for the belt!
[Barney, Lily and Ted laugh]
Marshall Eriksen : If Lily woulda' die before me, then I could ride tricycle!
Lily Aldrin : If I die, I would just come back and haunt your penis...
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Barney Stinson : The real Wimbledon lasts a fortnight.
Marshall Eriksen : British words are cool. Also, their lawyers wear wigs. I wore a wig at work once and they laughed at me.
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Ted Mosby : It's a tricycle.
Barney Stinson : No way!
Marshall Eriksen : What happened?
Barney Stinson : It's a tricycle.
Marshall Eriksen : No way!
Lily Aldrin : What happened?
Marshall Eriksen : It's a tricycle.
Lily Aldrin : I'm telling you now, all sorority girls are sluts.