- [listening to a female spiritual advisor try to lift the moods of Oliver and Taylor]
- Anna-Kat Otto: Your mom doesn't go to a church. She's in a cult.
- Franklin: Oh. That's why Grandpa keeps trying to kidnap us.
- Greg Otto: You used to like party planning.
- Katie Otto: For a second. It was a fun way to make money, and I liked people that I hate telling me what a good job I did. But now it's crushing my soul. Guess that's the price you pay if you want to hang your bananas.
- Taylor Otto: Gross! Leave that talk in the bedroom!
- Taylor Otto: Oh my God, that was so inspiring.
- Oliver Otto: I feel like you're getting the wrong message.
- Taylor Otto: No. You know how my life is so screwed up compared to yours? Well, compared to a grown woman with pigtails who's in a cult, I'm killing it.