- Superior Spider-Man: [thinking] The last bomb! If I push this body to its limits, I should be able to...
- Soccer Kid: [unintentionally running toward the bomb] My ball!
- Superior Spider-Man: [thinking] No!
- [runs toward the boy]
- Superior Spider-Man: Attention, you must get clear!
- [dives forward and grabs the boy]
- Superior Spider-Man: GET DOWN!
- [the bomb explodes]
- Superior Spider-Man: Advanced Idea Mechanics, huh? More like "Advanced Imbecilic Meatheads." Ha-ha! I have been holding onto that joke for years. Worth the wait.
- Superior Spider-Man: [rushing to save the van; thinking] Why do I feel compelled to save them? Why am I taking this risk?
- [the van slips off the edge, but Superior Spider-Man manages to grab it before it falls. The family looks at him while he struggles to hold it up]
- Van Driver: You-you saved us. You're a hero.
- Superior Spider-Man: [struggling] I am no hero.
- [the police arrive]
- Superior Spider-Man: Yes, I am quite impressive. Now quit gawking and save these innocents!
- Cop: Yes sir!
- Superior Spider-Man: Hurry!
- [the cops lift the mother and girl out. The debris that Superior Spider-Man is holding onto breaks, causing him and the driver to fall]
- Van Driver: No!
- [his face suddenly changes into Uncle Ben's]
- Superior Spider-Man: Ben.
- [memories of Uncle Ben's death play in his mind. Superior Spider-Man reaches out and grabs the driver]
- Superior Spider-Man: I have you! I have you?
- [the driver shares a warm embrace with his wife and daughter. The crowd cheers as Superior Spider-Man pulls himself up]
- Superior Spider-Man: You are... welcome.
- Old Man: [after Superior Spider-Man saves the boy] Spider-Man, you saved my grandson's life!
- Superior Spider-Man: I-I did?
- Cop 1: [helps him up] That was the bravest thing I've ever seen. Thank you, Spider-Man.
- [the crowd cheers]
- Superior Spider-Man: Um, it is my understanding that this kind of social situation requires me to say you are-
- [the little boy warmly hugs him]
- Soccer Kid: My hero, Spider-Man.
- Superior Spider-Man: You're welcome.