Style & Substance (TV Series)

A Trip to Chelseatown (1998)

Jean Smart: Chelsea Stevens

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Quotes 

• Terry : Hi, I have some bad news.

  Chelsea Stevens : No, you're not gonna come in here and give me bad news on my birthday. If you wanna give me bad news, you're gonna have to give me some good news first.

  Terry : I don't have any good news.

  Chelsea Stevens : Well, you know the rule. Make some up.

• [Chelsea's redecorating Jane's apartment; Jane insists on picking out fabric for the couch] 

  Jane Sokol : I like that!

  Mr. John : The raspberry?

  Jane Sokol : Yeah, I like it!

  Chelsea Stevens : Excellent. Raspberry it is. You're gonna have a lovely, stylish apartment with a big red thing smack in the middle of it. It'll be like living in a jelly doughnut!

  Jane Sokol : Well, at least I will be able to say that I was the one who chose the fabric.

  Mr. John : Oh, I would have to insist you would!

• Chelsea Stevens : Jane, do you know how many people would kill to have an apartment done by Chelsea Stevens? I've done them all, ask them! Ask Donald Trump, ask Mia Farrow, ask Barbra Streis... Wait, no don't ask Barbra. We had a slight disagreement over some Spanish tile. Boy, those fingernails hurt!