- Cadpig: Oh, I love what you've done with the place. The paranoid delusional isolationist motif is really you.
- [last lines]
- Colonel: At ease, cadets. Just came to cheer you up... with a nice story. Ha ha. Oh, say. How's about Rolly's favorite, the Big Blizzard of '89?
- Rolly: Sir, do you know any others?
- Colonel: Oh, ho. Do I?
- [clears throat]
- Colonel: The wind was *howling* that night in Tanganyika. I'll be darned if I wasn't down to my last chew stick.