- [first lines]
- Cadpig: Good morning, Mayor Pig. It's so nice to see your smiling face on this bright shiny penny of a day.
- Mayor Ed Pig: No whistling.
- Cadpig: How's that?
- Mayor Ed Pig: No whistling. I can't whistle, never have been able to, so that means you can't whistle neither.
- Cadpig: Whistling is a way of audibly extending your inner joy to those around you.
- Mayor Ed Pig: I'm the mayor, and I have passed a law stating that no whistling is allowed on this here farm!
- Cadpig: Thank you for sharing, your lardship.
- Cadpig: Why can't you run for mayor? You're charismatic, you talk a lot, you're bossy, you're always telling people what to do...
- Lucky: Okay, okay, I get your point!
- Cadpig: I can even be your personal image consultant. I love manipulating the truth.
- Rolly: And I can be your advisor.
- Spot: And I can manage your campaign. I have a neck for seeing trouble coming.
- Princess: When Nanny milked me this morning, her hands nearly froze my udders off!
- Duchess: When are we getting those heated milking gloves you promised us?
- Lucky: Vice-Vice-Vice Mayor Spot is hard at work on that.
- Spot: Yeah, and we got a finance committee extrapolating a freezability report on...
- [dissolve to the pups in a new place]
- Lucky: What did you say?
- Spot: I was hoping you knew.
- Spot: Ed Pig's just called a meeting to discuss all the promises you made.
- Lucky: Well, tell them it's illegal to talk about my promises.
- Spot: That doesn't seem fair.
- Lucky: Who are you to say what's fair, Spot? I'm the mayor.
- Cadpig: Somebody needs a little attitude adjustment.
- Rolly: Yeah, Lucky! Pretty soon, you're going to be eating all our ice cream!
- Spot: And making us watch whatever shows you want!
- Lucky: Then I could if I wanted to. I can do anything I want.
- Rolly: Huh! Then you're gonna have to find yourself another vice mayor!
- Cadpig: ...and vice-vice mayor!
- Spot: ...and vice-vice-vice mayor too!
- Lucky: Guess I should just pass a law saying that I'm no better than Ed Pig.
- [last lines]
- Rolly: It sure was nice of Mayor Pig to give us this ice cream.
- Spot: Guess he's not such a bad guy after all.
- Cadpig: There's a warm heart between all those pork rinds.
- Lucky: After that promise mess, I'm just happy to be done with my political career.
- Rolly: Glad to hear it, Lucky.
- Lucky: Everybody knows the real power is in big corporations.
- [Rolly, Cadpig and Spot throw ice cream chunks at Lucky]
- Lucky: [laughs] Just kidding.
- Princess: When Nanny milked me this morning, her hands nearly froze my udders off!
- Duchess: When are we getting those heated milking gloves you promised us?
- Lucky: Vice-Vice-Vice Mayor Spot is hard at work on that.
- Spot: Yeah, and we got a finance committee extrapolating a freezability report on...
- Lucky: [dissolve to the pups in a new place] What did you say?
- Spot: I was hoping you knew.
- Rolly: There's nothing quite like lounging out in the sun here bakin'.
- Mayor Ed Pig: Did somebody say bacon?
- Rolly: I did. What?
- Mayor Ed Pig: A blatant disrespect for the law.
- Patch: What law?
- Mayor Ed Pig: Farm Munitions Code 34 point 5 point 16, blah blah blah, etc., fill in the blank, which clearly states: No farm resident shall utter the word 'bacon.'