George Lopez (TV Series)

You Dropped a Mom on Me (2005)

Valente Rodriguez: Ernie

Quotes 

• Benny : Hey check it out, Angie's nightshirt just fits me.

  Ernie : [reads front]  You want fries...

  [reads back when she turns around] 

  Ernie : With this shake?

  George Lopez : Ugh, that's not a shake, that's an Unhappy Meal.

• [Ernie comes in carrying a can with Benny's picture on it] 

  George Lopez : What's with the can?

  Ernie : Oh, I hit the neighborhood to try and raise money for your mom. I told everyone how she'd lost her savings when her house burned down and that any amount of money will help, no matter how small.

  Angie Lopez : Ernie, this can's empty.

  Ernie : Yeah, I know. She's not well-liked. Oh, uh, there were some notes, though. Check it out.

  [pulls out the notes] 

  Ernie : [reads]  "You deserve it." "You had it coming." "What the hell does God have to do to finish you off?" Oh. "I hope you build a new house..."

  Angie Lopez : Well, that's not bad.

  Ernie : [continues]  "But this time the windows are painted shut so you're trapped inside and you burn alive like the wicked witch you are."

  George Lopez : Who signed that? I want to send him a Christmas card.

  Ernie : Actually, a whole lot of people signed it. It's more like a petition.