Burn Notice (TV Series)
Double Booked (2008)
Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe
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Quotes
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Larry Sizemore : Wow. Been a while, been a while. And you look... great.
Sam Axe : You, too, Larry. Very youthful. Still drinking the blood of children?
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Sam Axe : [Referring to Larry] He's got a weird thing for you.
Michael Westen : That's 'cause he doesn't have any friends.
Sam Axe : That's because he's killed most of 'em, Mike.
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Michael Westen : That's Bill Johnson's house.
Sam Axe : [Sarcastically] Yeah, that gets funnier every time.
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Sam Axe : So, Mike, this is, what, the tenth Bill we've looked at. I need a break, man.
Michael Westen : You made me buy you a beer after Bill #8.
Sam Axe : Yeah?
Michael Westen : So, I'll buy you another beer if you do the honors.
Sam Axe : [sighs] OK, deal.
[Sam picks up a garbage bag, which bursts, spattering him with foulness]
Sam Axe : Oh! Oh, come on! OK, that's two rounds, Mike!
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Sam Axe : That's the military jacket on our favorite Bill Johnson. Buddy of mine pulled it in exchange for some "Sam time."
[Michael stares at Sam; Sam laughs]
Sam Axe : Not all my buddies are guys!
Michael Westen : Your methods, your business, Sam.
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Sam Axe : Mike, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, but it sounds like you aren't the only person Drew hired to kille Jeannie.
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Fiona Glenanne : He just sprayed Jeannie's fork with something.
Sam Axe : That's probably Atropine. You might want to tell Jeannie she's about to have a heart attack.
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Michael Westen : I have to go do a job... with Larry.
Sam Axe : Larry? Dead Larry?
[laughs]
Sam Axe : Oh man, I hated that guy!
Michael Westen : He's alive.
Sam Axe : [sobers] Okay, I hate him, present tense. He's a bad influence, Mike, you're not really working with him, are you?
Michael Westen : I'm not working with him, I'm working against him.
Sam Axe : Well, in that case, can I help?
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Female EMT : Where to, Sam?
Sam Axe : [grins] Anywhere you want, buddy.