- Margery White: Is something wrong?
- Sir Roland White: I have another mole.
- Margery White: Oh, don't worry, darling. Pauline's man in Harley Street removed hers in half an hour.
- Peter Duckham: I imagine you'd prefer the company of Russians.
- Lucas Frye: Oh, they're not very good company these days. No. Surly and unpredictable. What you must remember is that they haven't seen a green vegetable since the 1980 Olympics. It's not the inexorable march of history that's accelerated the democratic process. It's the Russian bowel. Now, what these people need is a really good shit.
- Peter Duckham: Well, they had one when we sent them you!
- Peter Duckham: True, I don't have a job... I don't have a wife... I don't even have a dog. But I do have two things that mean a great deal to me.
- Lucas Frye: Splendid! This job will need a lot of balls.