- Eliseo: I have to search you first.
- Freddie Laffter: Aren't you aware, my boy, that the pen is mightier than the sword?
- Eliseo: Do you have a sword?
- Grace Chow: Grace Chow, I went to high school with this one.
- A.D. Singe: AD Singe. I want to hear absolutely everything.
- Allegra Dill: One more question. Where do the kids hang out these days?
- Gunther: The kids? I don't know any kids. They couldn't prove it.
- Allegra Dill: No, I mean the kids like me.
- Gunther: Oh, you mean hoodrats with a death wish. Well that I can talk about.
- A.D. Singe: Your story's a sham.
- Freddie Laffter: And what are you going to do about it, estate lawyer? You want me to bend over so you can manage my asset?
- Gene Colder: There's something about the Floyd Ferness story that isn't sitting right.
- Eve Raytek: Well, maybe you should've thought about that before you shot him.
- Gene Colder: Chief, everyone shot him.
- Eve Raytek: And quit it with the sugar water, okay. You're gonna give yourself diabetes, lose a damn foot.
- Mayor Tony Salazar: You know what makes me happy? Very happy? A glass of añejo in one hand and the back of a stripper's head in the other. 'Cause the stripper's...
- Eve Raytek: I get it, Tony.