- Dave: What? No, we can't take it anywhere. We can't tell anyone about it.
- Tess: Why not?
- Dave: Because if we tell the vet, then they're gonna tell the government or something and they're gonna take it to Area 51 or whatever and they're gonna experiment on it. Have you ever seen E.T.?
- Tess: What is E.T.?
- Dave: *beat* Wow, really?