The Thick of It (TV Series)

Spinners and Losers (2007)

Alex Macqueen: Julius Nicholson

Quotes 

• Glenn Cullen : I'm supposed to be keeping Hugh abreast of everything but I'm feeling about as up to date as a Gregorian calendar, I'm completely out of the loop.

  Julius Nicholson : Join the club. I'm having a bit of a Robinson Crusoe moment myself, but, between you and me, I'm beginning to piss myself with excitement because I've started to leak the immigration figures to the press.

  Glenn Cullen : You're leaking? That is funny. Julius Nicholson, the wild one.

  Julius Nicholson : I'm the new Che Guevara. I just need a new moustache and some laser correction eye treatment.

• Jamie : Nicholoson! The immigration shit, it was you, wasn't it? You mimsy bastard quisling leak fuck!

  Julius Nicholson : Sorry?

  Jamie : Yeah, you will be sorry, you inflatable cock!

• [Oliver and Glenn accidentally knock biscuits out of Julian's hands] 

  Julius Nicholson : You fools! These are good biscuits! And they cost £4. Just take care, will you? For crying out loud! Come on! Honestly!