- Fred Jones: [sees Laurel and Hardy's car stuck in a dead tree] Do you suppose they had an accident?
- Shaggy Rogers: Like, anyone who could do that on purpose is some kind of driver!
- Stanley Laurel: [giving driving directions] Follow the blue road until you get to the red one, then turn left.
- Oliver Hardy: What are you talking about? Give me that map!
- Stanley Laurel: It's in the suitcase.
- Oliver Hardy: Well, what is it doing in the suitcase, Stanley?
- Stanley Laurel: Well, you told me not to lose it. So I put it in the suitcase.
- Shaggy Rogers: [Scooby's teeth are chattering as the gang drives to the lodge] Scooby sounds like he swallowed a pair of castanets!
- Scooby-Doo: I... I... I... I'm f... f... f... freezing!
- Fred Jones: I'm sorry you're freezing, Scooby, but it won't be much longer.
- Shaggy Rogers: Like, it better not be, or he won't have enough teeth left to chew soup!
- Velma: Sounds like someone just grabbed Mr. Crabtree and spirited him away!
- Shaggy Rogers: Do you have to say spirit?