- Swindle: [stops Slow-Mo's blast] Negatronic force field emitter! A little something I picked up in an arms deal with the Vok of Nexus Zero. Nice creatures, the Vok. If you're ever in the Nexus Zero area, do yourself a favor and check them out. You won't be sorry...
- Angry Archer: An Autobot. Verily, the arrows of outrageous misfortune seek to pierce me to the quick. Exeunt!
- Swindle: Megatron, you old warmonger! It's been stellar cycles. I can't tell you how tickled I was to learn that my favorite customer was still online. You look great, by the way...
- Megatron: Oh, spare me the platitudes, Swindle. How did you get this frequency?
- Swindle: A mutual bounty-hunting friend provided it in exchange for a weapon or two. Professional scruples prevent me from revealing his name.
- Megatron: Scruples? You'd sell your own motherboard to the highest bidder.
- Swindle: Are you seeing this? Are you loving this? Every machine, every robot in Detroit, inoperable! I could spring a leak, I'm so excited!
- Angry Archer: [sees Nanosec steal a TV] 'Tis foolish to steal an item of such girth!
- Nanosec: I like to watch sports, okay? All we need is a dolly!
- Professor Princess: I have a dolly! Lots of 'em!
- [chasing a rejuvenated Nanosec]
- Bumblebee: How come he looks young again?
- Sari Sumdac: Hmm... wrinkle cream?