- Bumblebee: Hello, we're repair crew. Please tell me you're not actually thinking of taking on Decepticons!
- Optimus Prime: Would it kill you guys to say something like watch out, or, I don't know, heads up, or...
- Ratchet: Incoming!
- Optimus Prime: Next time you might want to give us a little warning.
- Prowl: That would just mess up my timing.
- Starscream: This is a dark day in Decepticon history. May the legacy of our fallen leader Megatron live in our memory cores for all eternity. As I appoint myself new leader, I solemnly pledge to... Where's everybody gone?
- Blitzwing: [Icy] As usual, Blackarachnia, your demeanor is as unpleasant as zat cursed organic mode of yours.
- Blackarachnia: Blow it out your actuator, Three-Face!
- Blitzwing: [switches to Hothead] Ze name is Blitzwing, insect! Remember it! 'Cause it's the last thing you vill ever hear before I...
- Blitzwing: [switches to Random] ... express my feelings in song, hahaha! Ze Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up ze water spout...
- Blackarachnia: You wanna battle it out here and now, Blitzwing?
- Starscream: Can't you broken malfunctions keep it down?
- Optimus Prime: Do you ever get the feeling you were programmed for something more than just repairing Space Bridges?
- Ratchet: I've got a diagnostics program that can delete that feeling like bad line of code.
- Optimus Prime: Ok, what seems to be the problem?
- Bumblebee: I think the technical term is "a bunch of big honking rocks jaming Space Bridge".
- Optimus Prime: So you're saying we found the AllSpark. The real AllSpark.
- Ratchet: No, I'm saying it found us.
- Optimus Prime: Activate emergency defense system, code name Omega.
- Teletran-1: I'm sorry, this function has been disabled in compliance with Cybertron's ongoing efforts to conserve energon.
- Bumblebee: But we're repair bots! We're not programmed for this kind of action!
- Optimus Prime: Then consider this an upgrade.