- David Bowie: Oh, the media monkies and their junky junkies will invite you to their plastic pantomine... throw their invites away.
- Bret: I'm not really sure what you're talking about.
- Murray: That's good, Bret. Jemaine, you look depressed. Smile!
- Jemaine: I'm not supposed to. I'm in a band.
- Murray: Who wants to hear a sad band?
- Jemaine: Well, this is the cool look for a band.
- Murray: But what about when you - hands in the air and smile?
- Jemaine: No, that's not what bands do. Bands don't put their arms in the air and smile.
- Murray: I've seen that. I've seen musicians do that.
- Bret: That's gymnasts, Murray.
- Murray: Hey guys, guess what's in my hand?
- Bret: A biscuit?
- Murray: Nope, not even close. Jemaine?
- Jemaine: Another kind of biscuit?
- Murray: No, I haven't got a biscuit, have I? I said no biscuit. It's not gonna be another kind, is it?
- Bret: Is it a really *big* biscuit?
- Murray: IT'S NOT A BISCUIT!
- Jemaine: I don't know. You know I'm not very imaginative.
- Murray: OK, well, you've ruined this game, I'll just show you.
- [He shows them the muscial greeting card which plays their song]
- Bret: That's flippin' awesome!
- Murray: Listen to that!
- Jemaine: But I thought they weren't gonna...
- Murray: Well, Mr. Armstrong said he admired Bret's balls.
- Jemaine: [singing to Bret] Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable/because you're bumpable/I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
- 1986 David Bowie: Bret, Bret?... Bret! It's 1986 David Bowie from the movie "Labyrinth."
- Bret: Yeah, I know.
- 1986 David Bowie: So you showed your penis to the man at the greeting-card company?
- Bret: That was your idea.
- 1986 David Bowie: I didn't mean something like that. I only meant something like... I don't know, wear makeup or...
- Bret: Yeah, I was wearing makeup. I had lightning bolts on my wanger.
- 1986 David Bowie: I meant on your face, Bret. On your face.
- Bret: So have you got anymore advice?
- 1986 David Bowie: No. I don't have anymore advice. I've given you all of my good advice. Actually, I've totally lost confidence in my ability to help people. I'm useless.
- Bret: Jemaine actually thinks that maybe you're a figment of my imagination.
- 1986 David Bowie: I might as well be, Bret. I might as well be.
- Bret: Yeah.
- 1986 David Bowie: Anyway, Bret, I have to go.
- Bret: Where are you going?
- 1986 David Bowie: I'm going to a party. I'm already 20 minutes late.
- Bret: Sounds cool. Where's the party?
- 1986 David Bowie: In space, Bret. In space.
- Bret: Space?
- 1986 David Bowie: Yeah. It is quite freaky, isn't it, Bret?
- Bret: Yeah... no.
- 1986 David Bowie: Goodbye, Bret.
- Bret: See you, Bowie.
- Bret: So I'm guessing like, if David Bowie isn't that confident, then maybe - maybe most people aren't that confident? Which means... I'm not gonna worry about being confident.
- Dave: Yeah, we don't need to worry about being confident.
- Bret: Yeah...
- Jemaine: But it's not really him though.
- Bret: I know...
- Jemaine: It's a dream.
- Bret: I know, but...
- Jemaine: It's your dream.
- Bret: I know it's my dream, but you'd still think he'd be a lot more confident.
- Jemaine: Yeah, can I have your biscuit, Bret?
- Bret: Yeah, help yourself. I'm not eating anymore. I'm a bit too fat.
- Murray: When will this meeting start?
- David Armstrong: Oh, it's already begun.
- Murray: He didn't do a roll call.
- Jemaine: I said, Bret, you got it going on. Not in a gay way, just in a "Hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate."
- David Bowie: [as David Bowie in Bret's dream] So you showed your penis to the man from the greeting card company.