DuckTales (TV Series)
Happy Birthday, Doofus Drake! (2019)
Bobby Moynihan: Louie Duck
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Quotes
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Scrooge McDuck : Something is terribly wrong.
[Scrooge begins walking through the Mansion. Grunting is heard and Scrooge opens a door to find Webby, Lena, and Violet fighting a werewolf]
Scrooge McDuck : No. That's not it.
[closes door]
Dewey Duck : [Scrooge walks down the stairs hears faint wind noises and opens the door to the kitchen. Inside, Beakley and Dewey are caught in a windstorm stemming from a teapot] WOAH!
Scrooge McDuck : Tempest in a teapot. Pesky, but manageable.
[closes door]
Huey Duck , Della Duck : [Scrooge approaches another door. In the living room, Della and Huey are dressed in fantasy game costumes in preparation for a game. On the projection screen is a loading screen for Legends of Legend Quest Dereznaroth] A prophesied hero has arrived. A hero who is- You! Rise, Legends of Legend Quest!
Scrooge McDuck : I mean, this is very wrong, but it's not this either. I've checked the whole blasted mansion. What could it be?
[Returns to his office]
Goldie O'Gilt : [Scrooge's eyes widen as he sees his chair turned away, the person sitting in it is flipping a coin into the air. Goldie swivels around to face him] Morning, Scroogie.
Scrooge McDuck : Goldie? What are you doing here?
Louie Duck : She's with me.
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Louie Duck : Your whole work really hard, make money square thing doesn't really work for me. Goldie's make money easy with no downsides works much better with Louie Inc. brand.
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Louie Duck : Please, I'm a professional, I can handle this.
[Cut to Louie locked in a trunk as Goldie robs his room]
Louie Duck : How did this go so wrong so quickly?
Goldie O'Gilt : [Picks up Louie's golden statue] Rule number 1, kid: if you want to pick a pocket, you gotta get close.
[Steps on a creaky board, flips back the rug and opens it]
Goldie O'Gilt : Better luck next time, rookie.
Louie Duck : Rookie? I'll have you know I'm the evil triplet, okay!
Goldie O'Gilt : [Removes a bag of money from the floorboard] Sure, you're the scariest bunny in the petshop. Let me guess, you see all the angles, you're the sharper than the sharpies? Didn't see this angle, Sharpie.
[Dumps out the trashcan on the desk]
Louie Duck : [Crying sounds] Louie Incorporated is my dream, but no one believes that I can do it. I know I'll never be able to work harder than Scrooge, but I-I thought maybe I could learn to be clever like you, like my hero?
[chest starts to open]
Goldie O'Gilt : [sits on the chest] Not bad. Was that a Crocodile Water Works?
Louie Duck : The hero's guilt trip with a lone wolf gambit.
Goldie O'Gilt : You know your cons.
[picks up a golden piece of paper]
Goldie O'Gilt : Hmm...
[Opens the chest lid and Louie pops up]
Louie Duck : So you'll teach me?
Goldie O'Gilt : [showing a letter] Only if you can get me in here.
Louie Duck : No! No way!
[Shuts himself back in the chest]
Louie Duck : Not Doofus Drake's birthday!