- Deputy Fuzz: Ooh, town sure quiet. Maybe time for BraveStarr vacation?
- Marshal BraveStarr: A little too quiet, Fuzz. A marshal learns to read a town. This one feels like there's pressure building up. Wrong time for a vacation: it might blow.
- Tex Hex: Them stupid Prospectors are gonna help me dig that Kerium!
- Cactus Head: They are? How come?
- Tex Hex: 'Cause they're gonna declare war on those wicked Prairie People!
- [laughs]
- Cactus Head: [joins in laughing] You sure?
- Tex Hex: As sure as I'm Tex the Terrible!
- Tex Hex: War is about to be declared: the nitwits are gonna attack the Prairie People!
- Cactus Head: [laughs] Oh, yippees!
- Marshal BraveStarr: We'd better get movin' before there's more trouble.
- Thirty/Thirty: But I like trouble!
- Marshal BraveStarr: I've a feelin' you're gonna get it. Now lets go.