Reaper (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

Ray Wise: The Devil

Quotes 

• Devil : [pointing to a muscle-bound fireman washing the firetruck]  There's your first fugitive. Broke out of Hell after 50 years for arson.

  [the fireman starts flexing] 

  Devil : Oh, God, gag me. Look at that tool. Would you capture him already?

• Devil : Great job with the arsonist. Who's the hero, huh? You're the hero, man. Pat yourself on the back, and I have a present for you, for the next fugitive.

  Sam : So I have to do this forever?

  Devil : Well, I mean, technically, not forever. You're done when you die. Right?

  [Laughs] 

  Sam : You're such a dick.

  Devil : Yes, I know.

• Sam : Stay away from her. I swear to God...

  Devil : Swear to who? I don't play in the kiddie pool.

• Sam : You can have the car!

  Devil : I don't want the car.

  Sam : You can have the car!

  Devil : Sam, I'm not a car-jacker. I'm the Devil!

  Sam : What? What?

  Devil : Your nametag's crooked.

• Devil : Word of caution. I don't accept failure. Ever.

• Sam : So I have to do this forever.

  Devil : Well, yeah. Well I mean technically not forever. You're done when you die, right?