Reaper (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

Bret Harrison: Sam Oliver

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Quotes 

• Devil : Great job with the arsonist. Who's the hero, huh? You're the hero, man. Pat yourself on the back, and I have a present for you, for the next fugitive.

  Sam : So I have to do this forever?

  Devil : Well, I mean, technically, not forever. You're done when you die. Right?

  [Laughs] 

  Sam : You're such a dick.

  Devil : Yes, I know.

• Sam : Stay away from her. I swear to God...

  Devil : Swear to who? I don't play in the kiddie pool.

• Sam : Wait. So, they're not all little vacuums?

  DMV Demon : The boss gives you the vessel he thinks you can handle. You must be a real moron.

  [laughs] 

• Sam : Ted says I'm on notice.

  Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : So what? I live on notice.

• Sam : You can have the car!

  Devil : I don't want the car.

  Sam : You can have the car!

  Devil : Sam, I'm not a car-jacker. I'm the Devil!

  Sam : What? What?

  Devil : Your nametag's crooked.

• Sam's dad : Bad day?

  Sam : Let's see, um, got chased by a pack of dogs, moved an air conditioner with my mind - oh and the Devil tried to carjack me, so overall, not a great day.

• Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : How drunk are you?

  Sam : Totally sober.

  Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : How drunk am I?

• Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : You're evil.

  Sam : I've heard.

• Sam : So I have to do this forever.

  Devil : Well, yeah. Well I mean technically not forever. You're done when you die, right?