Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Blair Waldorf Must Pie! (2007)
Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey
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Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : Mom is such a hypocrite. And all these years, she's been riding me about my behavior.
Eric van der Woodsen : And here, she's just mad at you for being her.
Dan Humphrey : And all this time my dad has been giving me advice based on a girl he dated... a girl "a lot like Serena."
Jenny Humphrey : Her mom.
Blair Waldorf : If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step dads.
Serena van der Woodsen : Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?
Dan Humphrey : No, or who satisfied her.
Serena van der Woodsen : That's just...
Serena van der Woodsen , Eric van der Woodsen , Dan Humphrey , Jenny Humphrey : Gross!
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Serena van der Woodsen : Mom is such a hypocrite and all these years she's been writing me about my behavior.
Eric van der Woodsen : And here she's just mad at you for being her.
Dan Humphrey : And all the time my dad has given me this advice based on this girl he dated, this girl a lot like Serena.
Jenny Humphrey : It's her mom.
Blair Waldorf : When you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step-dads.
Serena van der Woodsen : Blair can we not talk about my mom's appetite?
Dan Humphrey : Yeah, or, or who satisfied them.
Serena van der Woodsen : It's just...
Dan Humphrey : So...
Jenny Humphrey , Eric van der Woodsen : Gross!
[Jenny and Eric say in unison]
Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah!
Jenny Humphrey : No...
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Alison Humphrey : Just in time! I thought you were gonna bring pie.
Dan Humphrey : I did, but it kinda got run over by a taxi as I was trying to help this girl stay out of traffic.
Alison Humphrey : Oh well, who needs dessert when we have a real-life hero in our midst?
[to Jenny:]
Alison Humphrey : Your brother just saved a girl.
Jenny Humphrey : I thought you had to be near a girl for that to happen.
Dan Humphrey : [sits down with sigh] Not just any girl - the girl.
Jenny Humphrey : [as she walks out] Oh, the blonde you stalk at school?
Dan Humphrey : Just the one.
Alison Humphrey : A thing for blondes? You are your father's son!
Dan Humphrey : Not just any blonde. Apparently, I like the ones who get drunk on Thanksgiving and almost die.
Alison Humphrey : Well, your Dad liked them dangerous and troubled too.
Dan Humphrey : [incredulous tone] You were dangerous?
Alison Humphrey : Who said I was talking about me?
Dan Humphrey : Well, I didn't realize there was anyone else.