Gossip Girl (TV Series)
The Handmaiden's Tale (2007)
Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey
Quotes
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Chuck Bass : Boo.
Jenny Humphrey : Let's play a game.
Chuck Bass : Well, I'd say strip poker, but I don't have my cards.
Jenny Humphrey : How about hide and seek? You hide, I'll seek.
Chuck Bass : And how will you find me? I don't have any bread crumbs.
Jenny Humphrey : Well, you can leave me a trail of your clothes.
Chuck Bass : I have truly died and gone to heaven.
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Jenny Humphrey : Well, that's all of it.
Blair Waldorf : Thank you so much. I don't know what I would've done without you.
Jenny Humphrey : That's okay, yeah, it was fun.
Blair Waldorf : I'm glad. It's all part of your education and it looks like you're learning. That's a nice bracelet. Vintage, right? The diamonds look real.
Jenny Humphrey : That's cause they sort of are. The man at the store lent it to me.
Blair Waldorf : Why would he do that? Oh, oh, sweetie, you didn't think you were gonna be able to come tonight, right?
Jenny Humphrey : I thought, maybe... yeah.
Blair Waldorf : Jenny, freshmen don't get to go to the masked ball. It's just tradition.
Jenny Humphrey : No, I know, it's just that there were five dresses...
Blair Waldorf : You always need backup. I mean, what if I spilled something or a zipper broke?
Jenny Humphrey : Yeah,of course, I'll, I'll remember that. Have fun tonight.
Blair Waldorf : I will, and don't worry, your time will come, I promise. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready.
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Vanessa Abrams : So this Blair girl used you as her slave?
Jenny Humphrey : No, I was her handmaiden.
Vanessa Abrams : "Handmaiden" is Jane Austen for "slave."