Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Dare Devil (2007)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Quotes
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Amanda : Where is she?
Club Stockbroker : Baby, what, who, I'm here at the club with the guys.
[walks over to Blair]
Club Stockbroker : Hey! Excuse me, hello? Where's my phone?
Dan Humphrey : Hey, hey, let go of her.
Club Stockbroker : Who the hell are you?
Blair Waldorf : His phone is at our table. If you weren't so drunk and drooling over every girl in this place you would've seen that.
Amanda : I'm gonna kill you!
Blair Waldorf : Oh, you must be Amanda, right? Well, I would think twice before marrying him 'cause he's a pig.
[Amanda lunges at Blair but Serena stops her]
Serena van der Woodsen : Hey, hey, hey, back off of her, okay?
Blair Waldorf : I don't need you to defend me.
Jenny Humphrey : I wasn't even her who called you, it was me.
Dan Humphrey : Jenny?
Amanda : So she's the one with the tongue?
Dan Humphrey : Tongue, tongue! What are you even doing here? You're supposed to be at a sleepover.
Amanda : You made out with a girl from a sleepover?
Dan Humphrey : You made out with him?
Club Stockbroker : I made out with her.
[looks at Blair]
Blair Waldorf : Eww. It was a dare.
Amanda : A dare? What are you, children?
Dan Humphrey : Yeah, pretty much. She's 14.
[looking at Jenny]
Amanda , Club Stockbroker : 14!
Club Stockbroker : Jesus, I swear, I had no idea, baby. I mean look at her, I mean she's jailbait.
Dan Humphrey : What, what's that?
Jenny Humphrey : Dan, stay out of it, okay? You're just causing more problems than you're solving.
Dan Humphrey : The only thing causing a problem is the cocktail napkin you're wearing.
Club Stockbroker : That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Blair Waldorf : What was that I heard? Eric's coming home? It's perfect timing.
Serena van der Woodsen : How so?
Blair Waldorf : Well, it gives your mother and brother time to bond alone tonight while you get drunk on schnapps and moon the NYU doors from the limo.
Serena van der Woodsen : Blair, what are you talking about?
Blair Waldorf : S, it's only the most important night of the fall.
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, the sleepover.
Blair Waldorf : I prefer soiree. Sleepover is so sophomore year.
Serena van der Woodsen : Look, you know I can't go to that, I have that plan.
Blair Waldorf : Serena, when there's a Waldorf soiree, there's nothing else in the social calendar.
Serena van der Woodsen : Blair, the plan is Dan. Remember the guy you realized who's actually a human being and worthy of your time and attention? No offense.
[in reference to Jenny's brother]
Jenny Humphrey : None taken.
Serena van der Woodsen : Look, I'm really sorry but this date is unbreakable. Maybe we can swing by later or something...
Blair Waldorf : I'm not a stop along the way I'm a destination and if you refuse to attend I'm gonna have to find a replacement. Girls, the waiting list...
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay, um, well, I should get going.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [as Dan's about to kiss her] Something's vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone.