The Good Place (TV Series)
Chillaxing (2019)
Brandon Scott Jones: John Wheaton
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Tahani Al-Jamil : In 2007, Blake Lively invited me to a birthday party held for Leonardo DiCaprio aboard Paul Allen's mega-yacht.
John Wheaton : I see we're dropping names three at a time now.
Tahani Al-Jamil : The guest list was one hundred of the wealthiest, most famous members of the glitterati. Once aboard, I discovered there was a VIP deck. And within that area, there was an even more exclusive room that you could only access with a secret PIN, which I promptly entered. And guess who was waiting for me.
John Wheaton : I hate to admit it, but I have to know. Who?
Tahani Al-Jamil : No one. I was the only one there. The party raged on outside, but I was so obsessed with status that I never left. I spent the entire night talking to no one.
John Wheaton : Riveting story. If only it were longer and sadder.
Tahani Al-Jamil : The point is, if all you care about in the world is the velvet rope, you will always be unhappy, no matter which side you're on.