- Jack Pearson: Hey, you know what worked for me?
- 17 Year Old Kevin: Hmm?
- Jack Pearson: Having people you care about, people you want to take care of, THAT will turn you into the man you want to be.
- Kate Pearson: [singing to Baby Jack who she is cuddling next to her bosom after breastfeeding] Baby Jack, to-do-to-do-to-do. Baby Jack, to-do-to-do. Just went to town, to-do-to-do-to-do, on Mommy's boob.
- [pauses as she thinks about what she just sung]
- Kate Pearson: Ah, that was creepy.
- Randall Pearson: I just saw the new windows going in over at the community center. Yeah! Got some real nice double-paned beauties. Almost as beautiful as my wife.
- Beth Pearson: [annoyed] Did you just compare me to rec center windows?
- Randall Pearson: [lovingly] They're double-pane windows - the sexiest kind of windows.
- [Randall romantically kisses Beth on her shoulder]
- Beth Pearson: [in mock romanticism back] Well, okay.
- 17 Year Old Randall: You embarrassed me in front of my friends, and you liked doing it. You're supposed to be my brother.
- 12 Year Old Randall: You made fun of me in front of my friends, and you liked doing it. You're supposed to be my brother.