Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Valloweaster (2020)
Andre Braugher: Raymond Holt
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Quotes
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Officer Ray Holt : [spying on Jake and Amy in bed with a hidden camera] Sleep, sleep, you ugly morons.
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Dr. Gabbie Wince : Yep, he swallowed 'em. You can see the gems right here on the X-ray.
Jake Peralta : And you're sure those are the gems and there's not something horribly wrong with him?
Dr. Gabbie Wince : Well, the part that's horribly wrong with him is if you look here...
[Points at the X-ray]
Officer Ray Holt : Oh, nobody cares.
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Officer Ray Holt : These fools don't stand a chance against us.
Jake Peralta : Yeah, they really are fools, aren't they? Just like whoever Agnes and Alfredo beat at singing to get into the Olympics. I know nothing about opera.
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Officer Ray Holt : I can't believe the two strongest competitors got partnered up. We're a dream team like in the 1992 Summer Olympics.
Jake Peralta : Okay, I know you're not talking about basketball, so just tell me what weird sport you think the Dream Team was from.
Officer Ray Holt : Sport? I'm talking about the opening ceremonies. Agnes Baltsa and Alfredo Kraus singing back-to-back arias.
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Officer Ray Holt : I gave the bunnies glasses and little blue vests.
Jake Peralta : The vests add nothing.
Officer Ray Holt : The vests add gravitas.
Jake Peralta : [Annoyed] Your butt adds gravitas!
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Officer Ray Holt : Go, Cheddar. Arcessere. Means fetch. Cheddar's been taking Latin.
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Officer Ray Holt : I want to win, Which is why I'm initiating Operation Fabius.
Jake Peralta : Okay. That does sound kind of cool.
Officer Ray Holt : Well, it shouldn't. I may have to change the name. Roman dictator Fabius Maximus defeated Hannibal by avoiding battle and exercising patience.
Jake Peralta : I can be patient. I just listened to you talk about that Fabius guy for, like, four hours.
Officer Ray Holt : It was two sentences.
Jake Peralta : Ugh, shut up.
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Officer Ray Holt : I'm sorry. Are you accusing me of something?
Jake Peralta : Was that not clear? Do you need me to say it in Latin?
[in Italian accent]
Jake Peralta : I think you sabotage me.