Scrubs (TV Series)
My Own Worst Enemy (2007)
Kevin Rahm: Mr. Hutnik
Quotes
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Dr.Perry Cox : [seeing Beardfacé in the room] Beardface! What do you say?
Dr. Beardface : [angry] It's Beardfacé! Why do you people insist on calling me "Beardface"?
Joe Hutnik : [clears his throat] May I?
Dr.Perry Cox : Go for it.
Joe Hutnik : Well, I just got here, but if I had to guess, I would say it's because your face is, like, five-sixths beard.
Dr. Beardface : Damn you!
[storms off]
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Dr.Perry Cox : Mr. Hutnik, I see here you are admitted for swollen lymph nodes and abdominal pain.
Joe Hutnik : I'm also having heart palpitations.
Dr.Perry Cox : Oh, I think I can help you with that one; you see, I am very, very handsome.
Joe Hutnik : I was gonna say.