The Office (TV Series)
Chair Model (2008)
Phyllis Smith: Phyllis Vance
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : [discussing Phyllis' friend Sandy] Could we share a rowboat? Could... could a rowboat support her?
Phyllis Lapin : ...What are you asking?
Michael Scott : I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Would an average-sized rowboat support her without capsizing?
Michael Scott : [long pause] It bothers me that you're not answering the question.
Phyllis Lapin : No, all right? No, she can't fit in a rowboat.
Michael Scott : Dammit, I knew it. I knew it, Phyllis! Okay...
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[in the sitting area, writing down the numbers of women to set Michael up with]
Stanley Hudson : There's nobody I hate enough to write her name on this card.
Phyllis Lapin : Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway. He can just deal with it.
Pam Beesly : Who are you putting down?
Jim Halpert : Oh, you don't know her.
Pam Beesly : Who is it?
Jim Halpert : Your mom.
Pam Beesly : Yeah, whatever.
[Jim smiles and shows her the card]
Pam Beesly : Give that to me! Give that to me.
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Andy Bernard : I left my cell phone in my car.
Phyllis Lapin : Call us when you get there, so we know you're okay.