- Bob Munsen: [about the stolen maps found in his home] I didn't steal them. I got them at a flea market.
- Cyrus Lupo: A flea market. Well, you know, my dog has fleas smarter than you if you think that story's gonna hold up.
- Kevin Bernard: Bob, we have your library card. All right? We know you were in the same room with the books that these came from.