- Tim Riggins: 2-0. You know to be honest, I just, I know you try and sleep with a lot of girls that I've previously slept with, so I just left town for a bit to give you a break. You know. 7! You lose that virginity yet?
- Matt Saracen: We're good, man. It's good to have you back.
- Tim Riggins: I, uh... I apologize to everyone here. If you could find it within yourselves to let me make it up to you in the showers, I'd appreciate it.