- Eddie Latekka: Hey Janet, can I get a beer?
- Janet The Planet Meadows: You know this whole you and me going to the homecoming game? It's a bad idea. It's not going to work. Cause here's the thing. I'm not taxes. I'm not the dentist. I'm not something you get out of the way.
- Eddie Latekka: What?
- Janet The Planet Meadows: I'm also not like the other girls you've been with. I'm not a cute cashier. I don't know how to make waffle cones. I'm not another stop along the Eddie Latekka conquest trail... I'm not perky like Susan. I don't know how to bat my eyes like Lottie and I definitely don't have double D cups like...
- [Eddie kisses her]
- Eddie Latekka: You know what? You're not like the other girls I usually date. You're smart and funny and beautiful inside and out. And you're absolutely NOTHING like taxes.
- [Janet laughs a little, Eddie smiles and looks at her]
- Eddie Latekka: Excuse me.
- [Eddie kisses her again]