- Eddie Latekka: Whoa!
- [At seeing Phil naked]
- Nick Garrett: What's... goin' on Phil?
- Physical Phil: Hey Guys! Just cataloging my CDs.
- Nick Garrett: Yeah, that's not what I'm talkin' about.
- Physical Phil: Oh, Pizza Girl had to sketch a nude for her drawing class. I was her model. And then, when we were done, it occurred to me, I wasn't really in the need to put my clothes back on.
- Eddie Latekka: Why not?
- Physical Phil: Oh, because sometimes I feel trapped in here. But without my clothes...
- [takes a step closer to the boys and they grow uncomfortable]
- Eddie Latekka: Whoa, okay, so... you're just gonna be *naked* from now on?
- Physical Phil: Not naked. Nude!
- Eddie Latekka: Right.
- Physical Phil: Naked implies, embarrassment and vulnerability, exposure...
- Nick Garrett: Yeah.
- Physical Phil: ...Nude, does not. Nude implies 'the sun on my bum', the air on my snookle. Nude implies, *free*!
- Eddie Latekka: [Pointing in opposite direction] I'm going over here.
- Nick Garrett: I'll go with you.
- Physical Phil: [Sees Eddie sitting naked on the couch] Whoa! Okay. What're you doing?
- Eddie Latekka: Savouring every last bit of this hot peppers and steak.
- Physical Phil: I mean why aren't you wearing any clothes?
- Eddie Latekka: Well, you made such a fuss about the virtues of being set free I figured I'd give it a try. And you know what? It is *really* liberating! I may never wear clothes again either.
- Physical Phil: But you can't... if, if I'm... Fine. Done. My days of nudism are over.
- Eddie Latekka: What? Why?
- Physical Phil: Aw, c'mon Eddie. We can't live like this. One guy naked it's charming, it's quirky! But two guys, it's... It's not something I'm comfortable with.
- [Walks away with a towel around his waist]
- Eddie Latekka: [Triumphantly] I said it before and I'll say it again; Pizza Girl ain't the only one who delivers.