- Cheyenne: The teachers at my high school unionized, and now there's literally nothing they can do to get them fired. Like, Mr. Lackman's still there, and he's married to a sophomore.
- Amy: Well, I don't think we have any illegals working here.
- ICE Agent Robson: Well, you never can tell. They look just like you and me. Well, you.
- Glenn: Guys, let's not forget that Jesus was an immigrant from heaven. Yeah. And he had to go home too, and it was not a fun trip. Plus, it could not have been easy being a white guy in the Middle East.