- [A man lies on the ground dying, having just been accidentally shot by a hunter]
- Jerry Bronham: Whoa, Bob, that was definitely not a deer.
- Dying Man: You gotta get help!
- Bob: Just hang tight, man, I'm gonna go get help right now!
- Jerry Bronham: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Bob, let's take a minute to think this thing through.
- Bob: What's there to think about?
- Jerry Bronham: Oh, I don't know. A man is shot, we have guns, and you want to go get other people?
- Bob: We've gotta notify the authorities!
- Jerry Bronham: See, those are the exact people I wouldn't really want to be here.
- Dying Man: I'm a very wealthy man!
- Jerry Bronham: Wealthy man mean good lawyers, Bob, the decision's getting easier all the time!
- Dying Man: I have children! I have three sons at home!
- Jerry Bronham: Three sons grow up to be three grown men, Bob, grown men with vendetta's against their father's murderers...
- Dying Man: Help! Jesus!
- Jerry Bronham: Uh oh, Bob, he's getting Jesus involved! Better hurry, it only takes Jesus 4.5 seconds to get to earth!