Rental Reviews (TV Series)
Kazaam Review (1996) Starring Shaq the Rapping Genie (2019)
Kieran Fallon: Genie, Self
Quotes
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Genie : My name's Shitty 3D Genie and I'm here to say, I like grantin' wishes in a major way. Go Genie, go Genie, go Genie, go Genie!
Antonio Piluso : Okay, for my first wish, Genie, I want all copies of "Speed" to turn into copies of "Speed 2: Cruise Control".
Genie : Well that movie sucks, but your wish is my command.
[a VHS tape of "Speed" turns into "Speed 2: Cruise Control"]
Kieran Fallon : ...You're a monster.
Antonio Piluso : For my second wish, I'd like all copies of "Road House 2" to be erased from existence.
Genie : You got it, dude.
[a VHS tape of "Road House 2" disappears]
Antonio Piluso : For my third wish, I'd like "Lost World: Jurassic Park" to be replaced by "Jurassic Park III"...
Kieran Fallon : No, no, no. That's it. You already took away "Speed", you're not takin' away "The Lost World". "Jurassic Park III" sucks, I don't even understand why you like it.
Antonio Piluso : You know what? My third wish? I don't want Kieran in the review today.
Genie : No problemo.
Kieran Fallon : You can suck my-
[is replaced by Justin Silverman]
Justin Silverman : Oh ho! I'm allowed back at the store?
Antonio Piluso : No.
James Rolfe : Careful what you wish for.