- [Melody is patiently waiting to use the shower, while the ranch is under water restrictions]
- Ted McGriff: What are you doing here?
- Melody Hanson: [shrugs shoulders] Yoga
- [nods head]
- Ted McGriff: Standing up?
- Melody Hanson: Um... yeah, it's special, brand new. Um, you don't even have to move your muscles. You just stand there and concentrate on them. They, they call it "European Yoga"
- Ted McGriff: I've never heard of it.
- Melody Hanson: Well people are doing it all over Europe. I mean, standing up, doing yoga day and night. They hardly ever stop. I mean, some countries have given up chairs completely.
- Ted McGriff: Me, you're a terrible liar.
- Melody Hanson: Ted, come on, get out of here. You're ruining my 'state of bliss.'
- Ted McGriff: Why don't you just 'bliss out' somewhere else? I need to check the shower. After all, I am...
- Melody Hanson: No Ted! This is important to me.
- Ted McGriff: Could you just step aside so I can check the sh...
- Melody Hanson: No! I can't move!
- [She waves her arms and looks at them]
- Melody Hanson: Except my arms. You know, to stress my thought flow.
- Ted McGriff: No problem.
- [Ted sees feet moving in the shower]
- Ted McGriff: Oh, and when Brad gets out of the shower, tell her next one will be in four days.
- Bradley 'Brad' Taylor: Ted!
- Ted McGriff: Danny, I got it. I know how we can make it rain. You can do a rain dance.
- Danny Lightfoot: Yeah, right...
- Ted McGriff: No, really come on, you're an Indian, it's natural for you.
- Danny Lightfoot: I've only seen one rain dance, and that was on a TV nature show.
- Ted McGriff: No here, watch me.
- [Ted picks up a ceremonial Indian rattle]
- Ted McGriff: Hey, ya, hey, ya.
- [Ted puts his hand over his mouth]
- Ted McGriff: wah wah wah wah. ha ha.
- Danny Lightfoot: [annoyed] What do you think this is, some kind of joke? This is not even the right time of the season.