Quotes
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[Melody is patiently waiting to use the shower, while the ranch is under water restrictions]
Ted McGriff : What are you doing here?
Melody Hanson : [shrugs shoulders] Yoga
[nods head]
Ted McGriff : Standing up?
Melody Hanson : Um... yeah, it's special, brand new. Um, you don't even have to move your muscles. You just stand there and concentrate on them. They, they call it "European Yoga"
Ted McGriff : I've never heard of it.
Melody Hanson : Well people are doing it all over Europe. I mean, standing up, doing yoga day and night. They hardly ever stop. I mean, some countries have given up chairs completely.
Ted McGriff : Me, you're a terrible liar.
Melody Hanson : Ted, come on, get out of here. You're ruining my 'state of bliss.'
Ted McGriff : Why don't you just 'bliss out' somewhere else? I need to check the shower. After all, I am...
Melody Hanson : No Ted! This is important to me.
Ted McGriff : Could you just step aside so I can check the sh...
Melody Hanson : No! I can't move!
[She waves her arms and looks at them]
Melody Hanson : Except my arms. You know, to stress my thought flow.
Ted McGriff : No problem.
[Ted sees feet moving in the shower]
Ted McGriff : Oh, and when Brad gets out of the shower, tell her next one will be in four days.
Bradley 'Brad' Taylor : Ted!