David Lascher: Ted

Quotes 

• Melody : Brad is my best friend. How could she do this?

  Ted : I know. I can't believe she'd fall for someone like Kyle.

  Melody : She actually said she was going to poison Mr. Ernst.

  Ted : She actually plans to marry Kyle.

  Melody : She said "arsenic".

  Ted : She had her arms around him.

  Melody : "Murder"?

  Ted : "Love muffin"?