- Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski: I promise, karma's going to take care of him for you.
- Veronica: I know. I'm going to run him over with my karma.
- Veronica: It's like you're this giant jackass pinata, begging for someone to beat the candy out of you!
- Veronica: You forwarded it to your whole address book?
- Dick Casablancas: It was instinct. I always forward porn. When it's good.
- Veronica: [Scoffs] You are going to be so popular in Hell!