Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (2007)

Matt Roth: Greg

Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : How 'bout you? Do you, you hit the track?

  Greg : Yeah. It's actually my second biggest expense, after alimony.

  Charlie Harper : So, all your money goes to the nags, huh?

• Greg : So, Charlie! I am guessing by the stack of racing forms next to the can, you bet the ponies.

  Charlie Harper : Hey, I'd bet on rabbits if you could get 'em organized.