Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (2007)
Conchata Ferrell: Berta
Quotes
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Berta : Alright! Don't get your panties in a bunch!
Charlie Harper : What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Berta : It means, don't get so agitated that your undergarments become entangled within your crack.
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Charlie Harper : Berta, how long have you been working for me?
Berta : Define working.
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Berta : The world is a much happier place once you figure out whether you're the pin or the cushion.