The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Gypsy Caper (1972)

Robert Ito: Henry Chan

Quotes 

• Stanley Chan : Henry, I ever tell you the joke about the clock that didn't have a face?

  Henry Chan : 10 times.

• Anne Chan : It's that day again, Pop.

  Charlie Chan : [chuckles]  What day is that?

  Anne Chan : Boy, for a world famous detective, you sure forget easy when allowance time comes around.

  Charlie Chan : Perhaps I was merely testing your memories.

  Scooter Chan : We won't forget.

  Charlie Chan : Very well. All line up except Henry, Nancy, and Chu-Chu.

  Henry Chan : Hey, Pop!

  [Chu-Chu barks] 

  Charlie Chan : It seems that Nancy owes Madame Menya a fee for reading the bumps on her head.

  Nancy Chan : Oh, boy.

  Charlie Chan : And Henry owes for a clock he swallowed.

  Henry Chan : Stanley oughta pay for half of that.

  Mimi Chan : But what does Chu-Chu owe you for?

  Charlie Chan : One dancing lesson from a Gypsy bear.

• Stanley Chan : [about the guard]  You think he knows we're following him?

  Henry Chan : No, but we'd better switch to something inconspicuous to make sure.

  Stanley Chan : Right. Chan Plan 7 coming up.

  [Stanley presses Plan 7 and the Chan Van becomes a voting van announcing a town council] 

  Henry Chan : THAT'S inconspicuous?

  Stanley Chan : Don't you get it? Nobody would ever figure us for detectives.

  Henry Chan : And in your case, they'd be right, you dum-dum!

• [the guard rides down a path too narrow for the Chan Van to go through] 

  Stanley Chan : Oh, boy. What do we do now?

  Henry Chan : Alan put in a new emergency Plan X. Let's see if it works.

  [Henry presses Plan X, the Chan Van becomes extremely thin allowing it to go down the road, but squeezing Henry and Stanley] 

  Stanley Chan : [with a high-pitched voice]  Get us out of this!

  Henry Chan : [with a high-pitched voice]  Plan X! Wait 'til I get that Alan!