- Mitch Yost: [to Cass] Sometimes to save what you love, you have to be willing to lose it. It's like surfing. If you do it for the wrong reasons, for the points, it's just a dead game.
- Palaka: [to Freddy] "Is two days off a crime? Do I ever get to fucking relax?" That was you, boss, in your sleep during the night.
- Steady Freddie Lopez: I don't talk in my sleep.
- Cass: Fuck you. Fuck you.
- Linc Stark: [about Mitch] The correct answer would be, "While you, Linc, are signing Cissy, I'm going to try to settle him on moving out of his house for good".
- Mexican: So John from Cincinnati is starting to chip in.
- Mexican: You think this is a joke, caron?
- John Monad: I think this is a joke.
- Mexican: I'll cut your fuckin' heart out!
- John Monad: Cut my fuckin' heart out!
- Mexican: You don't think I'll cut you? I'll show you your heart while you die.
- John Monad: Show me my heart.
- Mexican: You ready to look, you fuck?
- John Monad: I'm ready.
- Mexican: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck!
- Bill Jacks: [Bill has just picked up the day's morning paper from his floor] Look at this, Zip. This fills me with misgivings. Bandying words like 'Miracle' in the newspaper headline. This can only attract new types of shit heel into that boy's life, which wasn't short of shit heels before.
- Bill Jacks: [Bill is attempting to tear off a piece of Duct tape as it gets caught on a few of his teeth] There it is. That's it. That's the doomsday scenario. May this pain come to Clinton for disgracing the Oval Office.
- [Bill rips the tape off as fast as he can]
- Bill Jacks: Ooh! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
- John Monad: Pull over, Joe. Joe, pull over.
- [John places Vietnam Joe's Hand over John's wound]
- John Monad: You can help.
- Cissy Yost: [Mitch approaches Cissy to ask about giving their relationship another chance. The two of them are separated by a storm door] Shall we try it again?
- Mitch Yost: Through the door?
- Bill Jacks: Where's the dwarf with the dangling arm?
- Steady Freddie Lopez: He is in our shared bathroom.
- [last lines]
- Steady Freddie Lopez: I got a lizard back home. Changes shapes.
- Bill Jacks: Chameleons they call 'em
- Bill Jacks: You in trouble?
- Butchie Yost: No.
- Bill Jacks: Well my testicles are on display in the neighborhood. Get in here!
- Linc Stark: [to Cissy] Where's Mitch?
- Cissy Yost: If seeing Shaun last night didn't convert you from a kind of asshole who asks questions he knows the answers to.
- Reporter with Camera, in Yost Boards: How you feeling Shaun? How's your neck?
- Cissy Yost: Fuck off! Newspaper asshole!
- Reporter with Camera, in Yost Boards: Watch the camera lady.
- Vietnam Joe: [to John] Listen to me, Frat Boy. You're gonna tell me who it was. And I'm jumping in that van, drive into that jin mill, and I am gonna do some damage.
- Cass: You know, I don't think you stay here.
- Mitch Yost: Why?
- Cass: He needs a place to stay. I'll be right back.
- Linc Stark: [to Cass] You know, you're fired right? I mean, you're not that bone fucking stupid to think I'd keep you on the payroll?
- Bill Jacks: My bird Zippy conveyed to me. Just because of obvious dissimilarities between us, we become friends.
- Steady Freddie Lopez: He used the word, dissimilarities.
- Bill Jacks: He conveyed. I never said he spoke.