- [first lines]
- John Monad: The end is near.
- Linc Stark: Amen my brother.
- [Linc turns and sees a group of people walking]
- Linc Stark: Those illegals act like it's just another day at the beach.
- [Linc and John are watching Mitch surf]
- Linc Stark: You know Mitch Yost?
- John Monad: Mitch Yost should get back in the game.
- Linc Stark: Couple of fun ones, eh, Mitch?
- John Monad: You should get back in the game Mitch Yost.
- Mitch Yost: [to John] You should mind your own business.
- [to Linc]
- Mitch Yost: Go fuck yourself.
- John Monad: Some things I know and some things I don't know.
- Vietnam Joe: Tell me something you know.
- John Monad: The end is near.
- Vietnam Joe: Feel that way half the time myself.
- John Monad: Some things I know, and some things I don't.
- Vietnam Joe: I'll drop you off at Butchie's. He may know where Mitch is, get you your health insurance. Then I'm gonna roll a fucking fattie!
- Mitch Yost: [steps on a syringe in the sand] God damn it. A syringe. Maybe it's one of Butchiee's.
- Linc Stark: What's happened with Butchiee is one of the biggest mistakes of my life.
- Mitch Yost: Yeah, well, now he's proven to the world he can fuck up just fine without a sponsor.
- John Monad: What do you want Butchie Yost?
- Butchie Yost: I want to see some dope come out of your pockets for my twenty three hundred.
- Cissy Yost: [Mitch has told Cissy that he believes he has a brain tumor as a result of his levitation] Why would you think you got brain cancer?
- Mitch Yost: I was hallucinating.
- Cissy Yost: You been getting high?
- Mitch Yost: No, it wasn't a hallucination. It's not like acid.
- Cissy Yost: [to Security Guard, referring to Gary] This guy made a half ass pass at me.
- Gary: I am a diabetic! I did no such thing.
- Bill Jacks: [Bill and Shaun are riding together in Bill's truck. Bill is being passed on the road by drivers. To the first car that passes him] Up your ass!
- [to the second]
- Bill Jacks: Up your nose with a rubber hose.
- [to the third]
- Bill Jacks: Fuck you!
- [Bill turns to Shaun]
- Bill Jacks: Excuse me, I lost my temper.
- Butchie Yost: [on the phone] I'm disappointed, Freddy. I'm out the twenty three hundred. I got the other guy.
- Shaun Yost: I'm supposed to surf the Event Huntington.
- Butchie Yost: Your Grandfather sign off on that?
- Shaun Yost: Gran did.
- Bill Jacks: [as Barry attempts to kill himself] Hey! Barry, Barry, Barry! What's the matter with you?
- Mitch Yost: I just found out I'm pretty sick. Am I up in the air right now? It's the tumors big symptom.
- Butchie Yost: If that's a tumor, where do I sign up?
- Mitch Yost: What happened to Butchie is not happening to Shaun.
- Cissy Yost: Shaun doesn't have to be Butchie.
- Mitch Yost: You're still you, aren't you Cissy? You entered Shaun into the contest today.
- Cissy Yost: He entered. I signed the form as guardian.
- Shaun Yost: [after Cissy is arrested] Pigs got grandma.
- Bill Jacks: Haven't I told you not to use that word.
- Meyer Dickstein: Butchie Yost revolutionized surfing, Ramon.
- Ramon Gaviota: I think you're a little old for hero worship.
- Meyer Dickstein: [to Meyer and Ramon] Ladies.
- Bill Jacks: I got my eye on you.
- John Monad: I got my eye on you.
- Bill Jacks: No, I got my eye on you.
- John Monad: No, I got my eye on you.
- Butchie Yost: No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. John! John! Somebody call an ambulance. Johnny Monad just put that waive in I.C.U.
- Meyer Dickstein: I know the WMD fiasco in Iraq is fresh in both our memories, Ramon.
- Ramon Gaviota: There were none.
- Meyer Dickstein: And I may be as wrong in my intelligence estimate as the CIA, but the man who just purchased this motel doesn't strike me as the most pleasant person.
- Barry Cunningham: Extraordinary! Even as I try to close the libros of this sordid edifice, write fini to the story of my deflowering at ten in Room twenty four.