- Gülcan Süleman: Of course there are Turkish 'thingy'. We've also had a female Prime Minister in Turkey, at a time when Angela Merkel hadn't even climbed over the wall yet.
- Lena Schneider: [voiceover] I won't say anything anymore. Then he can't be mean to me.
- Cem Öztürk: Gawk at the wall, chick.
- Lena Schneider: [voiceover] OK. He still can.
- Costa Papavassilou: That's not the first time, Herr Öztürk, that Greeks are a step ahead of Turks. I'll just say EU, EC, sex.
- Metin Öztürk: You do not even know what EU is!
- Costa Papavassilou: So what? I know what sex is.