- Barry: The part I find particularly unfunny is that the only reason you agreed to become a guardian is because you thought it was never gonna happen.
- Brianna Hanson: Yeah. That's why everyone agrees to be a guardian.
- Jack: If you need Sol in your life, we're not gonna work.
- Frankie Bergstein: Oh, Jack, are you an idiot?
- Jack: Yes! Your ex-husband had me legally declared an idiot!