True Blood (TV Series)
Strange Love (2008)
Jessica Stroup: Sorority Girl
Quotes
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Sorority Girl : Hi! Ya'll have Tru Blood? For real?
Frat Boy : You get vamps in here? I didn't even think we had any in Louisana.
Grabbit Quick Clerk : [Cajun accent] You didn't know that New Orleans is a mecca for the vampire?
Frat Boy : Seriously? I mean New Orleans? Even after Katrina? Didn't they all drown?
Grabbit Quick Clerk : Vampires cannot drown. Because we do not breathe.
Frat Boy : Dude, no harm intended. We're just a little drunk.
Grabbit Quick Clerk : Nice. I could use a cocktail.
Grabbit Quick Clerk : [he drops his accent and laughs] Score! I totally had you guys.
Sorority Girl : That wasn't funny!
Grabbit Quick Clerk : Yeah it was.
Frat Boy : Nah, Kelly that *was* pretty funny.
Good Old Boy Vampire : I didn't think it was funny.
Frat Boy : [Faces Good Old Boy Vampire] Well, we don't care what you think.
Frat Boy : [He turns back to the Clerk] Dude, you know where we could score any V-juice?
Sorority Girl : Gross! Brad no!
Grabbit Quick Clerk : How much you need?
Sorority Girl : I knew this girl who knew this girl who did Vamp blood during Greek Week. She like clawed her own face off.
Frat Boy : Seriously, I can pay good money.
Good Old Boy Vampire : Okay, you two need to leave.
Frat Boy : Alright, fuck you Billy Bob!
Good Old Boy Vampire : Fuck me? I'll fuck you boy. I'll fuck ya and then I'll eat ya!
Good Old Boy Vampire : [He extends his fangs. Frat Boy and Sorority Girl run out. Good Old Boy Vampire walks up to the clerk and places money and a case of Tru Blood on the counter] You ever pretend to be one of us again and I'll kill you. Got it?
Grabbit Quick Clerk : [nods, terrified] Yeah.
Good Old Boy Vampire : [Pleasantly smiles] Have a nice day now.