True Blood (TV Series)
Strange Love (2008)
Nelsan Ellis: Lafayette Reynolds
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Quotes
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Lafayette Reynolds : I know every man, whether straight, gay or George mother-fucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.
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Lafayette Reynolds : That boy is sex on a stick. I don't give a good damn how stuck up he is.
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Lafayette Reynolds : Ya bitches just don't know what you're missin'. I got six gears on these hips.
Dawn Green : No, baby. You don't know what you're missing.You can watch her walk away... make you wanna slap it? Ooo, you wanna slap it?
[slaps her butt as she walks away]
Lafayette Reynolds : Everybody know that. Everybody been there. Ain't that right J-John's been there!
Arlene Fowler : [backing away, hands under her breasts] I'm slapping it. Take these, baby. Peaches and cream.
Lafayette Reynolds : [shaking his hips] I'll give you a little cocoa.
Arlene Fowler : Peaches and cream.
Lafayette Reynolds : Little cocoa.
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Lafayette Reynolds : Hey, hooker. How you doin'? What are you doin' here?
Tara Thornton : I work here.
Lafayette Reynolds : [not believing] Oh no, the hell you don't.
Tara Thornton : Oh yes the hell I do too, you ugly bitch! You need to make peace with that.
Lafayette Reynolds : Shit. Sam must've lost his damned mind 'cause you should not be allowed to work in no situation where you actually gotta interact with people.
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Lafayette Reynolds : [taking a good look at her] You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?
Sookie Stackhouse : No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips.
Lafayette Reynolds : [laughing] Yes, girl. Let's here it! These damn redneck are suckers for packaging.
Sookie Stackhouse : [nonchalantly] And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. But if I don't, they're all scared of me.
Lafayette Reynolds : [smooth] They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.