True Blood (TV Series)
Strange Love (2008)
Sam Trammell: Sam Merlotte
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Quotes
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Sam Merlotte : It would only be a matter of time 'fore you went off on somebody. I don't wanna drive my customers away.
Tara Thornton : I only go off on stupid people.
Sam Merlotte : Most of my customers *are* stupid people.
Tara Thornton : Yeah, but... I could help you keep an eye on Sookie. You see the way she was looking at that vampire? That is just trouble looking for a place to happen.
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Sam Merlotte : How you doing, Sookie?
Sookie Stackhouse : [annoyed] I've had better nights.
Sam Merlotte : Yeah? Anything I can do to improve this one for you?
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Sam Merlotte : [hauling her into his office] Sookie, you're being a very stupid girl!
Sookie Stackhouse : Who asked you? I-I can take care of myself.
Sam Merlotte : [yelling] I don't think so! Mac could have seriously cut you up last night!
Sookie Stackhouse : How do you know what Mac would have done?
Sam Merlotte : Now you're setting up a date with a vampire. What do you have, a death wish?
Sookie Stackhouse : No I don't have a death wish. I just happen to think that judging an enitre group of people based on the actions of a few individuals within that group is morally wrong!
Sam Merlotte : Well, I will not let you put yourself or this bar in danger. I won't!
Sookie Stackhouse : A-am I fired?
Sam Merlotte : No! But next time you think somebody's being harmed in the parking lot, pick up the phone and call the police. Do not go out there alone like a goddamn vigilante!
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Sookie Stackhouse : [seeing Bill, excited] Oh, my God! I think Merlotte's just got its first vampire.
Sam Merlotte : [looking over her shoulder] I think you're right.
Sookie Stackhouse : Can you believe it? Right here in Bon Temps.
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Sam Merlotte : [to Sookie about being a vampire & synthetic blood] You willing to pass up all your favorite foods and spend the rest of your life drinking slim-fast?
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Sam Merlotte : Tara, you know how to tend bar?
Tara Thornton : No.
Sam Merlotte : Fake it!
[handing her his appron and leaving]
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Sam Merlotte : [seeing her come from the woods] Sookie! Thank God. You okay?
Sookie Stackhouse : I'm fine. And for your information, not all vampires can take care of themselves.