True Blood (TV Series)
Strange Love (2008)
Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse
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Quotes
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Adele Stackhouse : [about prostitutes who sleep with vampires] Wonder how much one would charge for something like that?
Jason Stackhouse : A thousand bucks.
Sookie Stackhouse : [in disgust] See, now that just makes me sick.
Adele Stackhouse : I know. What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that?
Sookie Stackhouse : No, it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for ten bucks an hour plus tips!
Jason Stackhouse : Oh, I don't think they just lay there. I think they're expected to, you know, participate.
Sookie Stackhouse : Ew.
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Jason Stackhouse : You wanna go somewhere?
Dawn Green : Well, yeah I do... I wanna go home!
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Jason Stackhouse : Hey, how come you didn't tell me you beat up the Rattrays last night?
Sookie Stackhouse : I haven't even seen you since then!
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Jason Stackhouse : [to Sookie, after taking some of her lunch] You gonna wear that suit, you might wanna start watchin' what you eat.
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Jason Stackhouse : You know, I read in Hustler everybody should have sex with a vampire at least once before they die.
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Jason Stackhouse : I hooked up with Maudette last night. We had sex. That's all.
Andy Bellefleur : How would characterize the sex?
Jason Stackhouse : [hesitant] Uh... it was okay.
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Jason Stackhouse : There's also hookers that specialize in vampires. They drink Tru Blood to keep their supply up, and they keep a bodyguard there in case the vamp gets a little too frisky.
[Sookie and Adele stare at Jason, wondering how he knows so much about hookers]
Jason Stackhouse : I read that in a magazine.